(respuesta en español)
Q: You look really cute as a siren! Is Uruguay a triton too? It’d be nice to see all the countries who share the River Plate as mermaids and tritons ^^
Oh but, I’m not currently in River Plate! I’m in Paraná River!
you see, apparently I’m the only one who became a mermaid, the others are just normal.
So Paraguay and Brazil go near the triple frontier and we chat together! I can still drink Paraguay’s tereré, hopefully.
Now that I think of it, Uruguay would be a great merman! haha